The Blocker |
Of course, we could be mistaken. The Blocker may actually be in the
employ of London Underground as a method of crowd control, having to carry out
a thankless task to slow the flow of commuters. This is highly unlikely and we
prefer to go with the hypothesis that they are idiots. When coming across a
blocker, please do not be afraid to look at them
with incredulousness or even push past them if need be. We would
never endorse any physical actions during the course of our research,
but not to worry; their thick skulls and armour of idiocy ensures that these
creatures will endure and barely notice any external stimulus.
Habitat – Train carriages, riot squads
Special Skills – Getting in the way, not budging, standing their ground
Weaknesses – Roller skates, common sense, children
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